A long long time ago
When Aramis was still an elf
And K'nin was dead and missing half his tail
And Jen was not a pompous prick
And Kolari got paid a bit
And Kerac didn't crumble on the trail

Ethilian giggled when dawn came
In Ishkarat his little game
Was to pull his cheeks apart
And in the horn he'd fart

And we were singing...
My, my, what an immature guy
Now he's thinking that he'll be king but more likely he'll die
If he's rude to the rock man, he can't move if he tries
But at least he's not a Theran spy
At least he's not a Theran spy